[BITList] : IQ questions

[franka]

    THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 50 .THOSE
    YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL.


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                        **FIRST QUESTION**:
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                        *Y**OU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
                        THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?
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                        **ANSWER****: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
                        THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
                        SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN
                        SECOND PLACE!

                        TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME
                        NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
                        BUTDON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME****AS
                        YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
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                        **SECOND QUESTION**:
                        I**F YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
                        **(SCROLL DOWN)
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                        **ANSWER**: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND
                        TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
                        WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU
                        OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??
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                        **YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?*
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                        **THIRD QUESTION**:
                        V**ERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
                        THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
                        DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
                        TRY IT.


                        TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD
                        ANOTHER****1000 NOW ADD 30.
                        ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER
                        1000.
                        NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


                        SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....
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                        **DID YOU GET5000?
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                        **THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100**...
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                        **IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A
                        CALCULATOR!
                        TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?
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                        **MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....
                        MAYBE...
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                        **FOURTH QUESTION**:*

                    *MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:*

                    *1. NANA,***
                    ***2. NENE,***
                    ***3. NINI,***
                    ***4. NONO, AND ???*
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                    *WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?*

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                    **DID YOU ANSWER NUNU?**NO!**OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
                    HER NAME IS****MARY!****READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
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                    **OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
                    i.e., A FINAL CHANCE TO
                    REDEEM YOURSELF:
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                    **A**MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A
                    TOOTHBRUSH.
                    BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
                    SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND
                    THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
                    NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
                    PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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                    IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
                    HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
                    **DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
                    IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!


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                    **PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
                    SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!*
                    *HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.*







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