[BITList] Monkeys
franka
franka at iinet.net.au
Mon Mar 19 11:31:44 GMT 2012
There will always be some who say better the monkey you know
frank
AMEN TO THE STORY BELOW!!!!
If you start with a cage containing five
monkeys and inside the cage, hang a
banana on a string from the top and then
you place a set of stairs under the
banana, before long a monkey will go to
the stairs and climb toward the banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, you
spray all the other monkeys with cold
water. After a while another monkey
makes an attempt with same result ...
all the other monkeys are sprayed with
cold water. Pretty soon when another
monkey tries to climb the stairs, the
other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put the cold water away.
Remove one monkey from the cage and
replace it with a new one. The new
monkey sees the banana and attempts to
climb the stairs. To his shock, all of
the other monkeys beat the crap out of
him. After another attempt and attack,
he knows that if he tries to climb the
stairs he will be assaulted. Next,
remove another of the original five
monkeys, replacing it with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is
attacked. The previous newcomer takes
part in the punishment...with
enthusiasm. Then, replace a third
original monkey with a new one, followed
by a fourth, then the fifth. Every time
the newest monkey takes to the stairs he
is attacked. Most of the monkeys that
are beating him up have no idea why they
were not permitted to climb the stairs.
Neither do they know why they are
participating in the beating of the
newest monkey.
Finally, having replaced all of the
original monkeys, none of the remaining
monkeys will have ever been sprayed with
cold water. Nevertheless, none of the
monkeys will try to climb the stairway
for the banana. Why, you ask? Because
in their minds...that is the way it
has always been! This, my friends, is
how Parliamentoperates... and is why,
from time to time, all of the monkeys
need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.
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