[BITList] Jewish DIVORCE

[Malcolm]

Sounds a bit life a Yorkshire mother as well.

 

Malc.

 



JEWISH DIVORCE 


A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jack."
All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50 pence piece
When it used to be the size of a 10 pence."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion
You drive a £150,000 Ferrari,
You get £2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...

Over 40 pence ????


NOW, THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!! 


 


 

 

 


 

 

 

 



 

 

 



 

 

 
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