***No wonder the police are afraid to come . . .*
Believe it or not... These are
Memphis , Tennessee 's REAL 911 Calls!
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Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your
emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like
gunshots coming from the brown house
on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and
slacks, why?
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your
emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house
and took a bite out of my ham and
cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese
sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the
bathroom, someone had taken a bite
out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened
to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!
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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature
of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine
eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This isnine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it
was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one
and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but
I'm not stupid.
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My Personal Favourite!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature
of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her
husband!
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And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble
breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you
calling from
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North
and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on
the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing
before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police
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