[BITList] Making A Baby!

[franka]

            *Making a Baby....*
            *This is hilarious!**

            **There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!*
            *

            **The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to
            use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the
            proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
            goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here
            soon.'

            Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
            photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a
            sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' **

            **'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed,
            'I've been expecting you.'

            'Have you really?' said the photographer 'Well, that's good.
            Did you know babies are my speciality?' **

            **'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come
            in and have a seat !.

            After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

            'Leave everything to me.. I usually try two in the bathtub,
            one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And
            sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really
            spread out there.'

            'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out
            for Harry and me!'

            'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every
            time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot
            from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with
            the results.' **

            **'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

            'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd
            love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be
            disappointed with that.'*
            *'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.**

            **The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
            portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of
            a bus,' he said.

            'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

            'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you
            consider their mother was so difficult to work with..'

            'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.**

            **'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park
            to get the job done right.. People were crowding around four
            and five deep to get a good look'

            'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with
            amazement.

            'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three
            hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling
            - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I
            had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began
            nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

            Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed
            on your, uh...equipment?'

            'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up
            my tripod and we can get to work right away..'

            'Tripod?'**

            **'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon
            on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'*
            *Mrs.****Smith****fainted*

            	

            	

            	



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