[BITList] Hammer ...

[franka]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with 
beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You swine!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to 
death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten mongrel!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, 
I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more 
outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your 
Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that guy, and 
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."



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