[BITList] Parrots

[franka]

Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School.
They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for 
lunch.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of 
Pinot Grigio.
Suearrives shortly afterwards, wearing a grey Chanel number.
After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. 
She tooshares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University, 
she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. 
Timothy is a partner in one of Londons leading law firms. They live in a 
4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the daughter, attends 
drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.
Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to 
become a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading 
financial investment banker in the City. They live in the Surrey 
stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy.
Mary explains that she after she left school at 17, she ran off with her 
boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their 
own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect 
penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan 
blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tescos. They live in 
a small apartment in Bromley and have a caravan parked on the front drive.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that 
she andClive are both nursing care assistants in an old peoples home. 
They live in Peckham and take camping holidays in Kent.
Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.


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