[BITList] Ring, ring

[franka]

*R rriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** *



***'Hello?'** *




***'Hi honey.** *
***This is Daddy.** *
***Is Mommy near the phone?'** *








***'No, Daddy.** *
***She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'** *








***After a brief pause,** *








***Daddy says,** *
***'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'** *








***'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** *
***Right now..'** *








*Brief Pause. *







***'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** *
***Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** *
***And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy** *
***That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** *







***'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** *






***A few minutes later** *
***The little girl comes back to the phone.** *






***'I did it, Daddy.'** *






***'And what happened, honey?' ** *




*'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and 
ran around screaming.** *








***Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** *
***And now she isn't moving at all!'** *








***'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Gabe?'** *








***'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..** *








***He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** *
***And into the swimming pool..** *
***But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** *
***Last week to clean it.** *








***He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'** *








******Long Pause***** *









******Longer Pause***** *









******Even Longer Pause***** *








***Then Daddy says,** *








***'Swimming pool?  .............** *








***Is this 486-5731?'* *











***No, I think you have the wrong number.........* *


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