[BITList] Fwd: Some 'Senior' personal ads

[Michael Feltham]

Some 'Senior' personal ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper:
 
 
FOXY LADY: 
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), 
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. 
Matching white shoes and a belt is a plus. 

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: 
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. 
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem 

SERENITY NOW: 
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. 
If you are the silent type, let's get together, 
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. 

WINNING SMILE: 
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser 
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. 

BEATLES OR STONES? 
I still like to rock, 
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. 
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, 
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: 
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. 
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: 
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, 
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. 
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
 
 



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