[BITList] TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

[Ronald Thomas]

Ring any Bells?




 
  TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
  By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". 
  And only then will you be ready to take on China !

   Here goes... 
   
   The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you  as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... 
    
   Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees." 
    Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." 
   
   Room Service: " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to  oddor sunteen?" 
    Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs." 
   
   Room Service: "Ow ulai den?" 
    Guest: " .....What??" 
    Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" 
    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..  Scrambled, please." 
   
   Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?" 
    Guest: "Crisp will be fine." 
   
   Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?" 
    Guest: "What?" 
   Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?" 
   Guest: "I.... Don't think so.." 
   RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???" 
   Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what  'udo wan sahn toes' means." 
   
   RoomService: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...  Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?" 
   Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying  'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." 
    RoomService: "We botter?" 
    Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side." 
    RoomService: "Wad?!?" 
    Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." 
   
   RoomService: "Copy?" 
    Guest: "Excuse me?" 
    RoomService: "Copy.. tea... meel?" 
    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." 
   
   RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,  Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??" 
   Guest: "Whatever you say." 
    RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts." 
    Guest: "You're welcome" 
    
   Remember I did say "By the time you read through this...  .. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

   You do, don't you??
  





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