[BITList] Stanley

[franka]

makes a change from little johnny
frank

            /*/_A good one!  10/10_/*/

            **Julia Gillard goes to a primary school to talk to the kids
            to get a little PR.  After her talk she offers question time.**

            **One little boy puts up his hand and she asks him his name.**

            *" Stanley ," responds the little boy.*

            *"And what is your question, Stanley ?"*

            *"I have 4 questions:
            Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn't
            vote for it?
            Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party
            got more votes?
            Third, weren't you a communist at university?
            Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you
            said you're a lesbian*

            *Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the
            kiddies that they will continue after recess.*

            *When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that
            's right: question time. Who has a question?"*

            *Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out
            and asks him his name.*

            *"Steve," he responds.*

            *"And what is your question, Steve?"*

            *Actually, I have 6 questions.
            Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn't
            vote for it?*

            *Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?
            Third, weren't you a communist at university?
            Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you
            are obviously a lesbian?*
            *Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
            And sixth, what the f**k happened to Stanley ?"*

            	

            	

            	

            	

            	


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