[BITList] Fwd: FW: Laughter Is The Best Medicine

[M.j. Feltham]

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> 1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called “Saints”, But now they are called.. “IT professionals”
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> 2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt : “If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”
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> 3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
> Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.
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> 4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
> BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
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> 5) Philosophy of life
> At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
> Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
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> 6) What is a Fear?
> Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
> When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
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> 7) Useful
> Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”
> No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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> 8) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
> Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”
> Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
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> 9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you..! ”
> Applicant: What is it?
> Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”
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> 10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
> Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee….. Leave them to us.
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