[BITList] TEN BEST CADDIE RESPONSES

[COLIN TAYLOR]

      Subject: FW: TEN BEST CADDIE RESPONSES

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            Number :10 Golfer:    "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." 
            Caddy:    "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?" 
                       
            Number : 9 
            Golfer:    "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 
            Caddy:    "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth." 
                         
            Number : 8 
            Golfer:    "Do you think my game is improving?"
            Caddy:    "Yes sir . . ... . You miss the ball much closer now." 
                         
            Number : 7 
            Golfer:    "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 
            Caddy:    "Eventually, sir." 
                         
            Number : 6 
            Golfer:    "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." 
            Caddy:    "I don't think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence."  Number : 5 
            Golfer:    "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." 
            Caddy:    "It's not a watch sir - it's a compass." 
                       
            Number : 4 
            Golfer:    "How do you like my game?" 
            Caddy:    "It's very good sir - but personally, I prefer golf." 
                       
            Number : 3 
            Golfer:    "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? 
            Caddy:    "I'm afraid the way you play sir, it's a sin on any day." 
                       
            Number : 2 
            Golfer:    "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 
            Caddy:    "But this isn't the golf course . . ...  We left that an hour ago sir." 
                         
            And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: 
            Golfer:    "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 
            Caddy:    "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." 
                       



           

                 
                 
           




     
            
     




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