[BITList] A Cowboy's Tombstone . . .

[John Feltham]

*A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:*

*Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J.
Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing
that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. *

*FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:*
*1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to
     time, cleans up, and has a job.*

*2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.*

*3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.*

*4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. *

*5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
     or you could end up dead like me.*
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