[BITList] To Keep The Gray Matter Active

[franka]

    *A Quiz*

    *To Keep The Gray Matter Active*

    *1.. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named
    April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's
    name?**

    *2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
    tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?*

    *3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain
    in the world?*

    *4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three
    feet by four feet?*

    *5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?*

    *6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in
    the summer. How is this possible?*

    *7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
    leg. Why not?*

    *8. What was the President's Name in 1975?*

    *9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd
    place, what place would you be in now?*

    *10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
    "The yolk of the egg is white"?*

    *11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
    other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them
    all in another field?*
    *


    *Here are the Answers**:*

    *1.. Johnny's mother had three children. The****first child was
    named April. The second child was named May. What was****the third
    child's name?**
    *Answer: Johnny of course*

    *2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
    tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?*
    *Answer: Meat.*

    *3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain
    in the world?*
    *Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not
    very good at this are you?]*

    *4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three
    feet by four feet?*
    *Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.*

    *5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?*
    *Answer: Incorrectly*

    *6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in
    the summer. How is this possible?*
    *Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere*

    *7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
    leg. Why not?*
    *Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a
    camera to take pictures.*

    *8. What was the President's Name in 1975?*
    *Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]*

    *9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd
    place, what place would you be in now?*
    *Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second
    place, not first.*

    *10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
    "The yolk of the egg is white"?*
    *Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]*

    *11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
    other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them
    all in another field?*
    *Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become
    one big stack.*

    *You can go back to sleep now...**


    	
    	


	




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