[BITList] BRILLIANT!

[franka]

    */All about saying the right thing at the right time/*



    *Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
    party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
    like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
    the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
    wrong.****

    *He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
    a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
    And, next to them, a single red rose!!*

    *He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and
    pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
    order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.*

    *He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
    staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note
    hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little
    hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey,
    breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you
    your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'*

    *He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
    steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.*

    *His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
    'Son.what happened last night?'*

    *'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you
    fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
    hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'*
    *Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect
    order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
    waiting for me??'*

    *His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
    when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me
    alone, I'm married!!'*****


    Broken Coffee Table $239.99
    Hot Breakfast $4.20
    Two Aspirins $.38
    Saying the Right thing, at the Right time:**/_

    PRICELESS_/*

    	

    	

    	

    	


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