[BITList] Sick Leave

[franka]

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*Sick Leave *

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not 
allow me to take a****leave.*
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I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a 
few days off.*
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So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.*
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My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.*
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I told her that I was pretending to be a  light bulb  so that the Boss 
would think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.*
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A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in 
the name of good GOD are you doing?'*
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I told him I was a light bulb.*
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He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a 
couple of days.'*
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I jumped down and walked out of the office...*
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When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And 
where do you think you're going?!'*
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**(You're gonna **love**this....)*

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She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!*

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