[BITList] Fwd: Fireman Sex

[Michael Feltham]

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we 
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all 
put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 
rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 




'From now on when I say BELL 1 
I want you to strip naked. 

When I say BELL 2 
I want you to jump in bed. 

And when I say BELL 3 
We are going to make love all night.'
' The next night he came home from work and yelled 
' BELL 1!'  The wife promptly took all her clothes off. 




When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. 
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love. 

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 




'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, 'she replied' 
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
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