[BITList] Nautical sense of humour

[John Feltham]

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> WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
> NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.
> I have kleptomania,
> but when it gets bad,
> I take something for it.
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> FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
> Except that one where you're naked in church.
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> Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
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> Kinky is using a feather.
> Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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> My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. 
> Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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> In just two days from now,
> tomorrow will be yesterday.
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> The statement below is true.
> The statement above is false.
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> I may be schizophrenic,
> but at least I have each other.
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> I am a Nobody.
> Nobody is Perfect.
> Therefore I am Perfect.
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> I'm not your type.
> I'm not inflatable.
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> Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
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> In Memorium
> With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
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> I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
> Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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> When you work here
> you can name your own salary. 
> I named mine "Fred".
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> Reality is only an illusion
> that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
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> Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
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