[BITList] Till Death Us Do Part...

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*/_Two Ladies Talking in  Heaven_/*

*1st woman:*    Hi! Wanda.
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2nd woman:*   Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?
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1st woman:*    I froze to death.
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2nd woman:*   How horrible!
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1st woman:*    It wasn't so bad.... After I quit  shaking from the cold, 
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. 
What about you?
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2nd woman:*   I died of a  massive heart attack. I suspected that my 
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
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1st woman:*    So, what happened?
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2nd woman:*   I was so sure there was another woman  there somewhere 
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the 
attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through 
every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had 
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled 
over with a heart attack and died.
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1st woman:*   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still 
be alive.

*PRICELESS*



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