[BITList] The devil made me do it!

[FS]

George W Bush has a heart attack and dies.  Obviously he goes to hell, 
where the Devil is waiting for him.  'I'm  not sure what to do,' says 
the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I  have no room for you. As you  
definitely have to stay here,  I'm going to have to let  someone else 
go. I've  got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll  
let one of them go, but you have to take their Place.  I'll even let you 
decide who leaves.' George  thought that sounded pretty good, so he 
agreed. The  Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a 
large  pool of hot water. He kept  diving in and climbing out, over and 
over. Such  was his fate in hell. 'No!'  said George. 'I don't think so, 
I'm not a good swimmer and don't  think I could stay in hot water all 
day.' The  Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a  
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the  hammer, 
time after time. No!  I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be 
in constant  agony if all I could do was break rocks all day.' 
commented  George. The  Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw 
Bill Clinton lying  on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and 
his legs  staked in a  spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica  
Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George  Bush looked at this in 
disbelief for a while, and finally  said  'Yeah, I can handle this.' 
The  Devil smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to  go!'



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