[BITList] Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

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        * 1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
        objection to liquor.**
        * You may be a Muslim*
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        *  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
        but you can't afford shoes..*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  3. You have more wives than teeth.*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
        unclean.*
        *    You may be a Muslim*
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        *  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
        explosives in your clothing.*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
        other than setting off roadside bombs.*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  9. You have nothing against women and think every man should
        own at least four.*
        *You may be a Muslim*
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        *  10. Your cousin is president of the United States .*
        *You may be a Muslim*

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        *  11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.*
        * *You may be a Muslim**
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