[BITList] Did Phillip fart?

franka franka at iinet.net.au
Sun Feb 13 22:09:29 GMT 2011



        *Did Phillip fart?
        **..and he probably does all the time.
        What the heck, he's almost ninety,
        *a*nd at that age you don't hold anything back even if you
        wanted to!
        *
        */The really important question?
        /*
        *Did Philip Fart?
        *
        *What do you think?
        **

        *


        *The expressions are priceless!
        *
        *Look at the Queen's face!

        **A fart is a pleasant thing,
        It gives the belly ease,
        It warms the bed in winter,
        And suffocates the fleas.
        *
        *A fart can be quiet,
        A fart can be loud,
        Some leave a powerful,
        Poisonous cloud

        A fart can be short,
        Or a fart can be long,
        Some farts have been known
        To sound like a song......

        A fart can create
        A most curious medley,
        A fart can be harmless,
        Or silent, and deadly.

        A fart might not smell,
        While others are vile,
        A fart may pass quickly,
        Or linger a while......

        A fart can occur
        in a number of places,
        And leave everyone there,
        With strange looks on their faces *.
        *From wide-open prairie,
        To small elevators,
        A fart will find all of
        Us sooner or later.

        But farts are all bad,
        Is simply not true-
        We must never forget.......
        Sweet old farts like you! *

        **








        	


        	

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