[BITList] What the world is coming to !!!!!!!

[franka]

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Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year !!!/

//I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and 
colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to 
say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on 
advice I wish to say the following ://

//Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my best 
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible ,low 
stress , non addictive , gender neutral celebration of the summer 
solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of 
religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect 
for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, 
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .//

//I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and 
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally 
accepted calendar year 201//2//, but not without due respect for the 
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have 
helped make our country great ( not to imply that Australia is 
necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the 
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual 
preference of the wishee .//

//By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms ://

//This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely 
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no 
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/ 
him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at 
the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as 
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of 
one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of 
the wisher .//

//Best Regards ( without prejudice )//

//Name withheld ( Privacy Act /
	
	
	
	
Not withstanding the above I wish you a happy Christmas and a prosperous 
new year
frank
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	



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