[BITList] The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

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    *_THE  Vanilla pudding Robbery_****

    *This article appeared in */The Dublin Times/*about a bank robbery
    on March 2, 2011**

    Once  inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
    disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
    who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
    valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
    throughout the bank.

    The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
    found only a *small* bowl of vanilla pudding.

    As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At
    least we'll have a bit to eat.'

    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
    but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

    They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
    gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
    nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
    newspaper headline read: *
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    *'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....***

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