[BITList] Aussie Husbands
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franka at iinet.net.au
Tue Sep 21 08:02:48 BST 2010
A note from a compassionate, loving and caring Aussie husband...
*LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE.....*
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over
and yelled at me,*/ /*"You lazy #$%&! Sitting there drinking
beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around!
Get up off your fat arse and give her a break*!*"
I thought 'women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the
cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at
this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and
mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and
that she really enjoyed gardening.
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her
a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I'm really proud of
the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down
while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we *should* take good care of
our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.
I've attached a picture below...hope it comes through OK
cid:000601c97c37$2c152ac0$fac4a5ca at island2x49iidy
*
I KNOW…I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER. SHE'LL PROBABLY WANT GEARS
ON IT NEXT!!*
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