[BITList] Another one from the archives...

[John Feltham]

Thu, 19 Feb 1998 18:10:55 -0500


Four old Catholic women were having coffee. 

The first woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 

The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." 

The third old woman says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'". 

Since the fourth woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her this subtle "Well...?" look, so she says "My son is 6'2"; he has broad, square shoulders; he's terribly handsome and dresses very well. Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God...'."



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