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                        Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
                       
                        Q:   Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
                       A:   Try a bookstore under fiction.
                       
                        Q:   What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
                       A:   Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you are done you will have a place to live.
                       
                        Q:   Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Isthat true? Where can it be found?
                       A:   Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to  Egypt   ...'
                       
                        Q:   How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
                       A:   Tell him you're pregnant.
                       
                        Q:   How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
                       A:   Take off your glasses..
                       
                        Q:   Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
                       A:   Go braless.. It will usually pull them out.
                       
                        Q:   Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
                       A:   Valets don't forget where they park your car.
                       
                        Q:   Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
                       A:   Storing memory is not a problem.  Retrieving it is the problem.
                       
                        Q:   As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
                       A:   Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
                       
                        Q:   Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
                       A:   On their foreheads.
                       
                        Q:   What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
                       A:   'Gosh, I remember these.'
                       
                        SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?
                       

                 


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