[BITList] Men Have Dogs

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Men Have Dogs
Subject: Men Have Dogs

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       Why  Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:  
      
         1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see  you.  

        

        

        

         2.  Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's  name.  

        

        

        

         3. Dogs  like it if you leave a lot of things on the  floor.  

        

        

        

                4. A  dog's parents never visit.  

        

        

        

                5.  Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your  point across.  

        

        

        

                 6.  You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a  day.  

        

        

        

                 7. Dogs  find you amusing when you're drunk..  

        

        

        

                  8. Dogs  like to go hunting and fishing.  

        

        

        

         9. A dog  will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get  another dog?"  

        

        

        

        

               10. If a  dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them  away.  

        

        

        

         11. A  dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you  a pervert..  

        

        

        

             12. If a  dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just  think it's interesting.  

        

        

        

         13. Dogs  like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.  

        

        

        

       And  last, but not least:  

        

        

        
      14. If a  dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.  

     



     



     

    To  test this theory:  

     



     

    Lock  your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see  who's happy to see you.  

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