[BITList] Chinese medicine

[John Feltham]

This will bring tears to your eyes 
 
CHINESE MEDICINE 
 
While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use 
protection all the time. A week after arriving Back home in the 
States, he wakes one morning to find His wedding tackle covered with 
bright green and purple spots. 
 
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The Doctor, never 
having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the 
man to return in two days for the results. 
 
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor Says: "I've got 
bad news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and 
almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." 

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or 
something and fix me up, Doc." 
 
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to 
have to amputate your pride and joy." 
 
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." 
 
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but 
surgery is your only choice." 
 
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, Figuring that he’ll 
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pride and 
joy and proclaims: 

"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." 
 
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what 
can we do? My American doctor Wants to operate and amputate it!" 
 
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta 
always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" 
 
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. 

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Fall 
off by itself!" 


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