[BITList] Speeding Ticket

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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand  new Corvette convertible out 
of the  dealership.

Taking off down the road, he  pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind 
blowing  through what little hair he had left. "Amazing,"  he thought as 
he flew down I-75, pushing the  pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view  mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue 
  lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it  to 100 mph, then 
110, then 120.

Suddenly  he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for  this!" and 
pulled over to await the trooper's  arrival.




Pulling in  behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle  and walked 
up to the Corvette. He looked at his  watch, then said, "Sir, my shift 
ends in 30  minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a  new reason 
for speeding--a
reason I've never  before heard--I'll let you go."

The old  gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my  wife ran off 
with a Florida State Trooper. I  thought you were bringing her  back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied  the trooper.






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