[BITList] Aisle Seat

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*//Aisle Seat//**/
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//////Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One 
took a window seat //**/
//and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before 
take-off, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After take-off, the 
Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when 
the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to //
//get up and get a coke. ''Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the 
aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'//
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//////As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe 
and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab 
said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine 
obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up 
the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they 
all sat back and enjoyed the flight.//**/
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//////As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his 
shoes and knew immediately //**/
//what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors ... 
'Why does it //
//have to be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between 
our nations? //
//This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in 
cokes?''//
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//////THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.//*

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