[BITList] Fwd: The Vicar's Salary

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Don Crellin" 
Date: 16 October 2010 19:17:34 GMT+01:00
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The Vicar's Salary 



At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. 

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. 


Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims:
If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' 

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, 
If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!' 


More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 
If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.' 

There is total silence. 



The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?' 

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 


'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, '     "F**k him'"

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