[BITList] From the British

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        Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.They've told
        the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

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        During last night's high winds an African family were killed by
        a falling tree.A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said
        "We didn't even know they were living up there".

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        Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not
        enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch
        is being shown 5 times a week now.

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        I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got
        pick-pocketed.How could anyone stoop so low?

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        I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing
        on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.I shouted up to him,
        "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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        A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.He is
        very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet
        Mohammed.

        Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a
        beard."Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

        "No,my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to
        a ladder thatrises into the clouds.

        Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs
        the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to
        a room where he meets another bearded man.He asks again, "Are
        you Mohammed?"

        "No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

        Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb
        the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room
        where he meets another man with a beard.Full of hope, he asks
        again, "Are you Mohammed?"

        "No, I am Jesus. You will find Mohammed higher up."

        Mohammed higher than Jesus!The poor man can hardly contain his
        delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

        Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a
        beard and repeats his question:"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as
        he is, by now, totally out of breath from all hisclimbing.

        "No my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a
        coffee?"

        "Yes, please, my Lord."

        God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Hey
        Mohammed, two coffees!"



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