[BITList] THE MYSTERY EXPLAINED

[John Feltham]

       THE MYSTERY EXPLAINED    
   
        
   
   

Suicidal Muslims...  

 
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists 
are so quick to commit suicide. 
Let's see now... 
No Jesus 
No Christmas 
No television 
No cheerleaders 
No Nude Women 
No car races
 No football 
No soccer 
No pork BBQ 
No hot dogs 
No burgers 
No chocolate chip cookies 
No lobster 
No nachos 
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
 Rags for clothes and towels for hats. 
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and 
there are no doctors. 
 Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. 
More than one wife. 
You can't shave. 
Your wives can't shave. 
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung. 
Your bride is picked by someone else. 
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!  
                                   I mean, really, is there a mystery here?    

    
    



 


 


 


 


 
  
  


 
    
 


 


 






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