[BITList] Polish Sausage

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Polish Sausage

Subject: Polish Sausage

  Polish Sausage

  Everyone is in a  hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

  A man asks a store clerk,  'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

  The clerk looks  at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

  The guy (clearly offended)  says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you

  If I had  asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

  Or  if I had a asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was  German?

  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I  was Jewish?

  Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was  Mexican?'

  'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I  was Irish?'

  The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably  wouldn't.

  With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,  'Well then, why did you
  ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for  Polish sausage?'

  The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home  Depot"

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