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<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Polish Sausage</DIV></DIV></DIV>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">Polish Sausage<BR><BR>Everyone is in a hurry to
scream 'racism' these days!<BR><BR>A man asks a store clerk, 'In what
aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'<BR><BR>The clerk looks at him
and says, 'Are you Polish?'<BR><BR>The guy (clearly offended) says,
'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you<BR>something.<BR><BR>If I had asked
for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?<BR><BR>Or if I
had a asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?<BR><BR>Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I
was Jewish?<BR><BR>Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican?'<BR><BR>'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I
was Irish?'<BR><BR>The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably
wouldn't.<BR><BR>With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you<BR>ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for
Polish sausage?'<BR><BR>The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home
Depot"<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>