[BITList] Choosing A wife

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    cid:83A6EEFF110C4B3496F35A344DD57066 at WilmaPC


    * **Choosing a wife*

    *

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
    three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and
    watches to see what they do with the money.*

    cid:E1FFA77D64FA401B80BBA351FF893842 at WilmaPC*
    The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
    gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses
    up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
    be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.
    *

    cid:BC720CE84C9C44A3A927781101FE3996 at WilmaPC*

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
    set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
    expensive clothes... As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
    she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


    Again, the man is impressed.
    *

    cid:1C073571B16443839105A43D7478D0F4 at WilmaPC*

    The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several
    times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the
    remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
    for their future because she loves him so much.




    Obviously, the man was impressed.




    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
    the money he'd given her.**



    Then** **he married the one with the biggest tits.**


    Men are like that, you know.**

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
    than on Alzheimer's research... This means that by 2040, there
    should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
    erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


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