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Life as a senior 

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Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. 

She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys. 

So I did... and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a 
parachute club. She said "Are you nuts?" "You're 73 years old and you're 
going to start jumping out of airplanes?" 

Well I proudly showed her that I even got a Membership card. She said 
to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!" "This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" 

I'm really in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for 5 jumps a week! 


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