[BITList] Fw: Rednecks

[David]

                                Redneck  Yard Swing  



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                                A  Redneck passed away and left his  entire
                                estate to his beloved widow . . . but  she can't touch it 'till she's  14.
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                                Redneck  Cooler



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                                How  do you know when you're staying in a Redneck  motel?
                                When  you call the front desk and say,   "  I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies  ....."Go ahead."
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                                Redneck  Cellar  



                                Redneck  Garden




                                Did  you hear that they have raised the minimum  drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 
                                It seems they  want to keep alcohol out of the high  schools.

                                Redneck  Limo



                                Two  reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck  murder:
                                1)  The DNA is all the same
                                2) There are no  dental records
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                                Redneck  Mailbox




                                Who  invented the toothbrush?

                                A Redneck!!  
                                (If  it had been invented by anyone else, it would  have been a teeth brush)  


                                Redneck  Time Out



                                Did  you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery  ?
                                The  winner gets $3.00 a year for a million  years.

                                Redneck  Weenie Roast  



                                A  new Redneck law was just recently  passed
                                When  a couple gets divorced, they are STILL  cousins.

                                Redneck  Wheelchair



                                Did  you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion  burned down?
                                'Yep..  Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The  library was a total
                                loss too. Both books went  poof . . . up in flames and the Governor  hadn't
                                even finished coloring one of  them.'

                                A  Redneck Thanksgiving
                                (if  Norman Rockwell were a  Redneck)

                                A  State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway  16
                                and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? '  . .
                                and  the driver replies 'Bout  wut?'  
                                A  Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

                                 
                                  
                                  
                                 

                                 

                             

                       
                         
                       

                 

           
             

                   
                  
                 

           

     

 
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