[BITList] Yorkshire Jokes

[John Feltham]

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the Vet

Yorkshireman: "Ayup lad, I needs to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us."


A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to  
have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"




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