[BITList] Fwd: The Heart Attack

[Michael Feltham]

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From: Tony Rainbow 
Date: 22 February 2010 20:24:31 GMT

Subject: The Heart Attack


 
THE HEART ATTACK 

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming 
from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?'  she asks. 

'I think I'm having a heart attack,'  -   cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's 
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up
And says,   "Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the 
wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
  Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister,  totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch',  she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around 
naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

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