[BITList] TENJOOBERRYMUDS

[John Feltham]

Anyone who has ever travelled has come accross a similar conversation!!












   "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"....

This is a hoot ..... Sad, because it is  TRUE ...... But a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL  UNDERSTAND  
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"....

In order to continue getting-by in America  (our home land), we all  
need to learn the NEW English language!  Practice by reading the  
following  conversation until you are  able to understand the term  
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a  little patience, you'll be able to fit right  in.
Now, here  goes...

The following is a telephone exchange  between maybe you as a hotel  
guest and call room-service somewhere  in the good old U S A today......

Room  Service : "Morrin. Roon  sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed  room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon  sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor   
sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order  bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July  den?"

Guest:  ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed,  boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?  Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be  fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest:  "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn  toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think  so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn  toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I  don't know what 'judo wan  
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don  Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish  
moppin we  bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it!  You were saying  
'toast'...   Fine....Yes, an English muffin  will be fine."

RoomService: "We  bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the  side."

RoomService:  "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter.. Just put the butter  on the side."

RoomService:  "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse  me?"

RoomService:  "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's  everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg,  crease baykem, Anglish moppin,  
we bodder on sigh and copy ....  Rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you  say."

RoomService:  "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're  welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read  through this YOU WILL  
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you  do, don't you!







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