[BITList] Fwd: The NHS in a nutshell this is good

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Don Crellin"
Date: 25 September 2009 01:32:58 GMT+10:00
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Subject: Fw: The NHS in a nutshell this is good





NHS TODAY
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Stafford Hospital .
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a  
biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain  
which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are  
not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the  
other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests  
once."
"Well, what am I suppose d to do now?"
"The NHS Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere  
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."












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