[BITList] Fwd: Misprints ?

[Michael Feltham]

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From: "Allan Lee McKay" <
Date: 25 September 2009 00:34:26 GMT+10:00
To: "Michael Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>




Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the  
Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three  
readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was  
impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.





I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

        Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

        What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

  No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace

  I can see where it might have that effect!


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  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

       Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

       You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

      He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

        Do they taste like chicken?
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    Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half

        Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

        Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


      Did I read that right?
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