[BITList] Fwd: Why Men Die First:

Wed Sep 16 07:38:00 BST 2009

G'day folks,

A woman has just sent this one to me...

What I love about emails like this is that it is good for everyone to  
see.....the men scratch their heads and wonder what the problem is,  
the women to make us feel superior once again. <eg>

Why Men Die First:

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.

  That CAN'T be right.

Ummmm..at least someone's holding the ladder steady

  Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

  Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?

  Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.

  Who needs a truck?

I get by with a little help from my friends.

  Oh yeah, THAT's safe!

  HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

  Hey, I strapped it down.

  Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

  Maybe we shouldn't have parked it on the side of a hill.

  No problem, I can see through the holes.

  It starts at a young age and just gets worse.

  You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

  A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

  Ropes are for sissies.

  Kubota's new tractor mounted scaffolding.

  Always follow traffic signs.

  All I wanna know is, HOW?

  Now I wanna know why

  In a hurry?

  I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!

ooroo

Bad typists of the word, untie.

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