[BITList] Fwd: The speech therapist.

[Michael Feltham]

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From: B Howden
Date: 12 October 2009 17:05:01 GMT+01:00
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Subject: The speech therapist.


A very pretty young speech  therapist was getting nowhere with her   
Stammerers Action  group. She had tried every technique in the book   
without the  slightest success.


Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you  can tell me  
the name of the town where you were born, without  stuttering, I will  
have wild and passionate sex with you until your  muscles ache and  
your eyes water. So, who wants to go first  ?"

The Englishman piped up.  "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

"That's no use, Trevor" said the  speech therapist, "Who's next ?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and  blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- 
aisley".

That's no  better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid,  Hamish.

How about you, Paddy  ?

  The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out  " London".

  Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set  
about living up to her promise.  After 15 minutes of exceptionally  
steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
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   "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".




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