[BITList] Police Officer Comments

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Police Officer Comments
            
       These  are supposed to be actual comments made by 16 Police  Officers. 

      The  comments  were taken off actual police car videos  around the country: 

      16. 'You  know, stop lights don't come any redder than the  one you just went through.' 

      15. 'Relax,  the handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch after you wear them a while.' 

      14. 'If  you take your hands off the car, I'll make  your birth  certificate a  worthless document.' 

      13. 'If  you run, you'll only go to jail tired.' 

      12. 'Can  you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because  that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing  you..' 

      11. 'You  don't know how fast you were going? I guess that  means I can write anything I want to on the  ticket, huh?' 

      10. 'Yes,  sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I  don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that  I'm the shift supervisor?' 

      9. 'Warning!  You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do  that again or I'll give you another ticket. ' 

      8. 'The  answer to this last question will determine  whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey  Mouse a  cat or a dog?' 

      7. 'Fair?  You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place  where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy  and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop.' 

      6. 'Yeah,  we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets  a toaster oven.' 

      5. 'In  God we trust, all others we run through  NCIC.' 

      4. 'How  big were those 'two beers' you say you had?' 

      3. 'No  sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but  now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we  can.' 

      2. 'I'm  glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a  personal friend of yours. So you know someone who  can post your bail.' 

      AND  THE WINNER IS... 

      1. 'You  didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're  right, we don't.. Sign here.'



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