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[Michael Feltham]

A laugh for Monday morning

Mike
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From: "Allan Lee McKay"
Date: 14 February 2009 15:42:57 GMT
To: "Michael Feltham" <mj.feltham at madasafish.com>

I can only apologise







Frozen Cows


A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find his entire  
herd of cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows,  
motionless like statues.

It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything  
like this would happen.

The realization of the situation then dawned on him.With his entire  
livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his  
wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in  
his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty. Just  
then, an elderly woman walked by, 'What's the matter?' asked the old  
lady.

The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his  
predicament to the woman.

Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the  
cows' noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon  
back to normal and chewing the cud.

One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was  
full of healthy animals.The farmer was delighted and asked the woman  
what she wanted as a repayment for her deed.

She declined his offer and walked off across the field. A passer-by  
who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. 'You know who  
that was don't you?' asked the passer-by.

'No' said the farmer 'who is she?'










(Wait for it)















'That was Thora Hird.'







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