[BITList] Living Will

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      LIVING WILL 






      I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. 


      Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. 


      If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: 


      Glass of wine 

      Chocolate 

      Margarita 

      Martini 

      Cold Beer 

      Chocolate 

      Chicken fried steak 

      Cream gravy 

      Sex 

      Mexican food 

      Chocolate 

      French fries 

      Chocolate 

      Pizza 

      Sex 

      Ice cream 

      Cup of tea 

      Chocolate 

      Chocolate 

      Chocolate 


      It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!


      Have a Drink - IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE


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